When a man and a woman are deeply in love the woman will defecate into a sock of her choosing and have the man beat her with it till she looses consciousness.
person 1: what you do last night
person 2: my girl made me give her the old Alabama shit sock
person 1: atta boy
A small whole in a sock that may get dog or cat shit in it .
oh look honey, I have a shit sock. That darn cat pooped on the floor again.
Putting a mushy turd inside a loose knit sock and beating someone with it. Long live JC.
That guy deserves a shit sock.
A mechanical device that is used in the sphincter area to reduce back pressure on an incomming turd loaf. Device resembles a pvc pipe coated in lanolin. See also Tennessee bowlbuster and Mississippi Mudd Buster
Good lord! That turd got stuck in my ass so bad that I had to opt for the shit sock device!
A sock full of piping hot diarrhea with a mortar firework inside.
“Let’s go throw a California shit sock at that fuckheads house!”