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Shit eye

To give somebody an unpleasant (or, shitty) glare, in lieu of saying anything distasteful.

I drove my new car past an old farmer on an ancient tractor with my stereo up, and he just gave me the shit eye.

by Six El Sid January 30, 2009

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Shit Eyes

The offensive (but accurate) way to refer to an unrepenting jackass who frequently makes life difficult for others by being mean-spirited and/or simply stupid.

Presumable derived from a culture that tended to hold down those who exhibited these traits and rub shit in their eyes.

Synonymous with Fucker.

Hey, Shit Eyes, that's my mug. Use your own.

Shit Eyes over there keeps using my mug.

I wish that Shit Eyed fucker would stop using my mug.

by Ship Cannon August 19, 2010

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shitting through the eye of a needle

Meaning to have diarrhea, also known as a "chocolate lazer"

Man im shitting through the eye of a needle after all that beer and curry last night!!!

by Lincoln_DJ July 26, 2006

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Shitting Through the Eye of a Needle at 40 Paces

Projectile Diahorrea condition

If I continue to eat these cheese covered pepperoni sticks, I will be shitting through the eye of a needle at 40 paces by this time tomorrow.

by 4sail July 7, 2006

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the pile of shit has a thousand eyes

from Stephen Kings short story "The Body"
this quote also appears in the movie "Stand By Me" which was based off the book as "a pile of shit has a thousand eyes"

stated by character Teddy, meaning that though he, indeed, may be a pile of shit, he is still all seeing and all knowing.

"You four-eyed pile of shit!" Chris said.
"The pile of shit has a thousand eyes." Teddy said gravely, and both Chris and I cracked up. Teddy stared at us with a slight frown, as if wondering what had gotten us laughing.

exact quote from page 297 of Stephen King's short story anthology Different Seasons.

by crazo May 22, 2008

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Stinky Shit-eye

aka Pinkeye, aka Conjunctivitis.

"Stinky Shit-eye" because conjunctivitis *can* be caused by fecal matter (human shit) making contact with your eyes.

Fuck out, with your stinky shit-eye.

by DARKFiB3R June 15, 2019


Shit eyeing

Like shit talking but through eye contact

I can see Christie and Chloe shit eyeing me whenever I talk.

by Bedazzledvag November 7, 2019