shit-up

when a huge dump comes flying out your dunghole so fast that you are lifted off of the toilet seat

Guy: Oh shit here it comes!

'turd shoots out like a bottle rocket'
'guy's head gets stuck in ceiling'

Guy: Damn i hate doing those shit-ups.

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Shit up

When a person talks too much shit and creates drama

Omg hunter shit up

Nikki you need to shit up

Chelsey if you don’t shit up

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shit-up

Working out vigorously with full bowels, then trying too hard to get that 'last' sit-up. At least your whole anus didn't pop out, like has happened to some unfortunate weight lifters.

Weight lifter: *pant* *pant* uuHHUNNGHHT! *sploosh*
Random hot girl walking by: Aww gross... did you just shit-up?

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shit up

When auto-correct changes your message from shut up to shit up.

Text convo:
Robb - "What's up asshole?"
John - "Shit up!"

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shitting up

The act of pooping while vomiting at the same time.

Eg. 1: My buddy Aaron had a stomach virus and chronic diarrhea, so he was shitting up all over the place. He didn't know either to shit or vomit in the toilet.

Eg. 2: My buddy Andy got food poisoning and ate a bran muffin, so he was shitting up all over the place.

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shit up

to get high

"yo dude lets get shitted up 2night"

"bro I'm gonna shit up u wanna join?"

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shitted up

to get pissed around, to be in a state after just breaking up with your bird/lad, to be annoyed.

Gaz - You seen Baz lately?
Chaz - Nope, he's been pretty shitted up after Lozza dumped him for Daz.
Gaz - Fuck.

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