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You wanna shmeez?
Wanna get some pizza then shmeez on the beach?
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I was shmeezin' a fat blunt yesterday while this bitch sucked my balls.
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In a hand of poker or Texas Hold-em,it is said when the player has pocket two's originally. Now if you have a pocket pair of any number it is "Pocket Shmeez!".
Frank, "Robby, you shouldnt of called me cause I have... POCKET SHMEEZ!!yeaaaaa."
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Getting screwed over on something.
geez I got shmeezed on that calc final!
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The act of rubbing the crusty end of a mans penis across another mans mustache. Like a cheese grater.
Dom Deluise was known for having a very cheese filled dick, he would often grate the shmeeze with Burt Reynolds.
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to smoke marijuana and in effect become inebreated. Smoke a bowl, Get lit, and so on.
steve walks up to brandon and says "I need a shmeeze beeze a creeze! You down?
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The present tense of shmoze. Lit. to freeze
Back in Brooklyn we used to shmeeze