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Shmeeze

marijuana;(ed)- to be stoned;(ing) smoking marijuana

"yo you got the shmeeze?"

"wow you look really shmeezed"

"we shmeezed all the buds"

"what are you guys doing?"
"zhmeezing, werd."

by calmarius May 26, 2006

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Shmeeze

Marijuana in any form

"Hey Poe, you got any shmeeze on you?"

"Pass me some of that shmeeze, Vyatt."

by IronMaidenFan66 February 28, 2021


Shmeeze

n. derived from the Native American term, "Shitty" 1. a synonym for smegma. 2. something of a repulsive level of cheeziness.
adj. 1. Of or having to do with cheeziness and/or smegma. 2. Excessively horrendous and/or cheezy. See also "Cheeze", "Smegma", "Peen", "Foreskin", "Scorpion King", "Jock"

n. Billy forgot to clean the shmeeze off his peen and clogged his urethra.
adj. "Scorpion King" was probably the Shmeeziest movie Hollywood had ever made until "Fast and the Furious" hit theaters.

by PoonPieHouligan August 17, 2003

6๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shmeeze

A slang term for Mcdonalds. Derived from deeze (Mickey Deeze).

I got the fucking munchies lets hit up Shmeeze.
Working at Shmeeze sucks ass.

by Eser August 4, 2006

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Shmeeze

Refers to Marijuana.. Can be used as a verb or Noun

Hey buddy would you like to shmeeze... Or hey please pass the shmeeze

by Mlebhar November 22, 2018

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Shmeez

Name for any device containing nicotine and/or the act of hitting a nicotine device and/or the idea of a good ass buzz

"Where's the shmeez"
"I will after this shmeez"
"Please sir, may I shmeez"

by chiefin-doobies October 2, 2018


Shmeez

Noun or Verb-(N)A slang term meaning Marijuana, mostly used in the Tri-State Area Yeshiva community. (V) The act of getting high.

(N) I just bought some shmeez, now lets pick a movie.

(V)Pack the bowl so we can shmeez already!

by H the chillest man around August 6, 2008

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