Shog

SHOG {shog, shawg} - noun (contemporary American English slang)

The heavy, semi-opaque haze emanating from a restroom to which someone has recently laid waste. Or the cloud of evil wafting from ones' tailpipe subsequent to a particularly heinous bout of flatulence.

A contraction of the English words shit and fog.

"DUDE! CLOSE THE BATHROOM DOOR! The shog is so thick I can TASTE it!"

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Shogs

A group of men who like to perform felatio on hairy men. Alternatively, a group of men who like to molest the handicapped and/or small defenseless animals.

The shogs were thrown out of the pet store for masterbating to the lizards.

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shog

verb {scottish slang, dating from at least 1825}

to shake from corpulence

Everytime our bus goes over train tracks, your girlfriend shogs something fierce.

Remember, fat-campers: if you ain't shoggin', you ain't joggin'.

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shog

alternative way of saying 'shag'.

"That gunter looked well up for it last night."

"Aye, I took her back to my mum's whilst I was doin' nowt for shog like."

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shog

Crap, dookie or wolf bait.

I thought that I would shog when the monster jumped out of the door.

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shog

A derogitory description of an unattractive woman. Typically, "shog" is used to describe an overweight or obese woman but can be used as a general term for women. It is an abreviated term for "Sweaty Hog".

1.) I can't believe you took that shog home with you!

2.) Get ready guys, we are going shog-hunting tonight.

3.) You remember that shog at the bar, I could have sworn I heard the floor begin to buckle.

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shog

dog shit

Etymology: a euphemism derived from the spoonerized and abbreviated original term: dog shit = shog dit = shog.

First used in the early 1970s by the author's mum, the phrase was often to be heard whilst out walking, due to the propensity for one's shoes to find the aforementioned medium with frightening regularity.

NOTE: The event is often followed by a ritual display that could easily be confused with the Michael Jackson 'moonwalk' as the victim utilizes the nearest grass verge in order to remove as much 'shog' as possible.

'Look out for that shog!'

'I knew it. He's gone right in that shog!'

'Oh God, you've got shog everywhere again!'

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