A Shoney Floater is when you pull over at each Shoney's restuarant along the interstate and take a shit in the toilet tank or the soap dispenser
Dennis holds the world record for the dropping the most Shoney Floaters in a 24 hour time frame.
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(you see someone pulled over on the side of the road)
"Oh man, he's definitely going to Shoney's! Table for two."
A Shoney Floater is when you pull over at each Shoney's restuarant along the interstate and take a shit in the toilet tank or the soap dispenser
Dennis holds the world record for the dropping the most Shoney Floaters in a 24 hour time frame.
23π 9π
the shit you get on your hand working at shoneys
"watch out , i got shoneys gunk all over my hand
A derogatory term for someone from West Virginia, usually overweight and wearing tattoos
That Shoney has never wore deodorant in their life.
When a man uses an armpit to wank off. Itβs been known that they will also use the back of a knee or in the elbow ditch.
A combination of "bullshit" and "boloney" (bologna, for you literals)
An cleaner and funnier way to say bullshit or baloney.
Jane: You know Harvey drank your orange juice, right?
Shawneka: Aww, that's some BULL-SHONEY!