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A "That's What She Said" joke that may be funny if delivered with enough enthusiasm but really doesn't make much sense when you really think about it.
To skillfully deliver a "Shoosh" (also called "Pulling a shoosh") try to find the most random and ridiculous occasions to say "That's What She Said", always respond to statements that include words such as "wet, hard, and meat," then LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF- there's no going back.
"It's sort of by the meat, but up a little bit." (TWSS!!!)
"Let's do it now, it'll be too hard if we wait." (TWSS!!!)
I hope this works, I don't want to get wet again. (TWSS!!!)
No way dude! That was a total SHOOSH!
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2 adults in footy pajamas racing each other down carpeted stairs.
Julie: I want to have a pillow fight at our sleepover!
Dana: I'd rather be shooshing with you on the stairs...and then we could cuddle afterward!
Julie: That sounds SO fun...lets do it!
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1. An exclamation of disbelief and/or shock.
2. A dismissive exclamation.
1. Did you just hear about the $5,000 of profit that Turk made on his last sale? Shoosh.
Blue Jeans cost $60? You've got to be kidding me. Shoosh.
2. Leave me alone -- shoo-shoosh.
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Shorty from Wachusett
Shooooooosh!
That girl has the ill booty, just like Shoosh.
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being shoooed away and shooshed at the same time
Mom: *swinging her fingers and hands in an outward motion* saying shhhhhhh Stop farting your ass stinks you'll wake your father and he'll think I'm trying to get frisky.
Me: ok you don't have to be rude and shoosh me away
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The act of patting your friend's face and making a soothing 'shoosh' sound so they'll calm down
My friend was totally freaking out so I had to shoosh pap him for a while.
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