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2 adults in footy pajamas racing each other down carpeted stairs.
Julie: I want to have a pillow fight at our sleepover!
Dana: I'd rather be shooshing with you on the stairs...and then we could cuddle afterward!
Julie: That sounds SO fun...lets do it!
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Polymerized hashish resin, potent hash, super-hash, anhydrous hashish extract, using precipitation and ionization for isolation of terpene-alcohols and active principles. Invented in Pincourt, Quebec, Canada for patients who wish to eliminate carbon fibers and water from their smoking material for a smoother smoke that produces less tar. The reason why it is called Shoosh is because of the enormous bubbling/crackling sounds it emits when smoked. Shoosh! Listen!
I snaked some Shoosh in a joint, I dabbed Shoosh today, put a snake of Shoosh in that blunt. Shoosh! listen to that shoosh burn. Look at how much smoke is pissing out of that Shoosh!
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A word used to ask someone to be quiet.
Commonly mistaken for the word "shush", but I assure you, they mean the same thing.
Can also be used as a way to describe the causing of someone to be quiet.
Friend: ::playfully insults you::
You: Oh shoosh...
Friend: ::playfully insults you::
You: Don't make me shoosh you...
Friend: ::continues::
You: ::covers their mouth to stop them from continuing to insult you::
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A term of excitement, usually used at the beginning of a sentence to emphasize sentence.
Guy 1: Dude do you want to take a ride to Taco Bell?
Guy 2: Shoosh yeah bra!
Example 2:
Guy 1: Do you think its a good idea to text my ex?
Guy 2: Shoosh no, you're nuts!
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Definitions listed in most common usage order.
1. verb. pheonetic (shoosh sounds like bush)
To silence, or cause someone to stop speaking. To tell someone to be silent. see also shut up.
2. verb. To tell or brush someone or something away or to send away. Variation of shoo!
3. Explative. An expression of shock. "Wow" or "Shoosh"!
4. Noun. A club also known as "The Secret Society of Shoosh".
A group of common friends who began meeting to conduct mock meetings and ceremonies usually before or after church events including weddings. They have come to use many new words such as, shoosh the verb, yurl Oh Yurla, blarg, indunction muncion, and cleavage.
5. Verb. Salutation, pheonetic (Shooosh!)
Synonym to the word "Hail". To hail someone is to acclaim enthusiasticly, or to salute or greet. Shoosh is used similarly by members of the "Shoosh society", named so after this word.
It originated from "shoosh" as previously defined meaning "be quiet" but was answered with "Shoosh!" So it became a substitution for "Hail".
"I can't take this noise anymore! Everybody Shoosh!"
"Is that what I think it is? Oh Shoosh!"
"Hey old buddy, Shoosh!" Reply: "Shoosh!"
"Have you yet become a member of Shoosh?"
"Blarg no! I havn't gone through the indunction munction yet!
"Oh yurla!"
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A "That's What She Said" joke that may be funny if delivered with enough enthusiasm but really doesn't make much sense when you really think about it.
To skillfully deliver a "Shoosh" (also called "Pulling a shoosh") try to find the most random and ridiculous occasions to say "That's What She Said", always respond to statements that include words such as "wet, hard, and meat," then LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF- there's no going back.
"It's sort of by the meat, but up a little bit." (TWSS!!!)
"Let's do it now, it'll be too hard if we wait." (TWSS!!!)
I hope this works, I don't want to get wet again. (TWSS!!!)
No way dude! That was a total SHOOSH!
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