shouldness

A measurement of whether something should happen, or should have happened.

"Rank your hookup candidates in order from high to low shouldness."

"'Gigli' may be the worst movie of all time. It is completely devoid of shouldness."

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should

Like could, only replace the c with a sh.

Dude 1: C--
Dude 2: Sh!
Dude 3: You should.
Dude 4: I don't know...
Dude 5: Do it!
Dude 1: Okay.

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as you should

A way of saying to keep doing what you’re doing and go off. Commonly used in TikTok. It is a compliment to show that they shouldn’t stop what they’re doing.

Susan: *Does well on a test*
Karen: “Yes girl, as you should!!”

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I should

Most popular phrase from January 1 to January 31. Usually followed up by a
'probably ' and then a ridiculous or an unrealistic goal.

I should probably (work out more, stop smoking, eat healthier, stop spending so much money, help the needy, get a job, build a rocket, become an astronaut) this year

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Should-Land

1. A place where things are always as they should be.

2. An imaginary land people tend to go to when they dont get what they want. The details of should-land vary with each person.

Should-land is...
where georgia bulldogs always win.
where the guy always gets the girl.
where pain should only be involved in sex.
where the original singer of Drowning Pool never died.
where batteries last forever.
where it only rains when you want it to.
where Home Improvement is still on the sir.
where Smurfs DO exist.
Where UD posts this as word of the day.

The Thing That Should Not Be

A heavily underappreciated yet kick-ass song by Metallica. Written by James Hetfield, Lars Ulrich, and Kirk Hammet, it's track three of eight on there album, "Master of Puppets".

Messenger of fear in sight
Dark deception kills the light

Hybrid children watch the sea
Pray for father, roaming free

Fearless wretch
Insanity
He watches
Lurking beneath the sea
Great old one
Forbidden site
He searches
Hunter of the shadows is rising
Immortal
In madness you dwell

Crawling chaos underground
Cult has summoned twisted sound

Out from ruins once possessed
Fallen city, living death

Fearless wretch
Insanity
He watches
Lurking beneath the sea
Timeless sleep
Has been upset
He awakens
Hunter of the shadows is rising
Immortal
In madness you dwell
In madness you dwell

Not dead which eternal lie
Stranger eons, death may die

Drain you of your sanity
Face the thing that should not be

Fearless wretch
Insanity
He watches
Lurking beneath the sea
Great old one
Forbidden site
He searches
Hunter of the shadows is rising
Immortal
In madness you dwell

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you should

you should

you should

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