shralp

a small piece of shrapnel penetrating the ass lodged deep in the rectum oft causing lifelong erectile dysfunction

comically devastating painful consequences of irresponsible behavior

*click* :whrrrrrr: **BANG** Oh fuck it looks like you've been pummeled by that mine with shralp. You might never sit again!

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Shralp the gnar

To snowboard sweetly on great snow.

Dude didn't even slow down for that gnar-gnar, I'd give a nut to shralp the gnar like him.

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Shralp Stick

Very simply, a skateboard.

Gimme my shralp stick, nigga, so I can bust out with a tre flip.

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shralps

several pieces of shrapnel penetrating the ass lodged deep in the rectum frequently resulting in lifelong shrinkage and boner failure

comically devastating painful consequences of foolhardy behavior

Seemed like a perfect tackle until the splintered helmet was discovered but shralps in two. Even if there was ever to be another use of a condom the average size would be far too lose now. Orgasms impossible now.

*click* :whrrrrrr: **BANG** Oh fuck it looks like you've been pummeled by that mine with shralps. You might never sit again!

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mid shralp

shralping

“justin mulford mid shralped all 3 of those girls last night”

Shralp

Noun, verb, adjective.

Verb- to send it.

noun- a send it
adjective- a send it

a elite way of saying “send it”

Jimmy- Yo dude did u catch that dirtbike run on TV?
Albert- Yeah dude, it was a total SHRALP