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The great savior who I pray to every night before bed
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shrek is god and president of all countries in the entire world. bow to Shrek or you will be imprisoned. you must praise shrek from any picture/video you see of him. You must do an egyption bow. you must support shrek in anything he does and all of his decisions
*sees shrek* OMG SHREEEKKKKK *bows*
A magestic beast who is Justin beiners father. One is often envious of green complexity.
Can define only the most out and worthy of the title.
Shrek Is love shrek is life
Scooby Doo is one of the most shrek like shreks in the whole shrek.
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Our ogrelord and savior in this world and the next. He is rumored to have a 20 foot dick and his ogre cum tastes like onions. He is married to the most shrexy woman ever, Fiona, and can kill Drek and Farquaad with a single dick swipe. If you ever happen to wander along and end up in his swamp he will scream "THIS IS MUH SWAMP" because it is. If seen you must have an ogregy on the spot. If you're reading this and you're Drek then you're already ogre for.
Fag: Hey Dave! Did you know Shrek is Drek?
Dave: You better check yourself before you Shrek yourself!
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only the hottest ogre in the swamp.
I want Shrek to cover me with swamp juice.