When you take a watery shit so bad it wrecks the toilet causing it to resemble Shreks swamp
i shreked my toilet after eating all those wings last night
The act of inserting green food coloring into your dick hole, and then nutting green on a girls face.
Bro, I shreked on this girl last night... she didn't even see it coming.
The act of fucking her right in the pussy, pull it out right at the cumshot you yell, " shhh it's all ogre now!!"
I got shreked last night man, his pull outgame is strong!
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Adjective- Shreked: meaning being completely fucked. Derived from the word "rekt", the meme community decided to add the "sh" sound at the start, amplifying it's meaning.
"dude, that cold completely shreked my head..."
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When you get wrecked so hard it's as ugly as shrek.
alt: super wreked
damn malphite just penta killed them, they got shreked.
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You know this feeling late at night when you can't sleep, because of the crazy desire to eat ALL the chocolate left in your cupboard? This is shreking!
The tastiest meal, isn't It?
Lara has been shreking last night.
You want to lose weight? Maybe you should at least stop shreking ?!
Shreking is my hobby.
Again shreking last night? Oh God, you are hopeless.
Come on, Cara... Models are not shreking.
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