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You know this feeling late at night when you can't sleep, because of the crazy desire to eat ALL the chocolate left in your cupboard? This is shreking!
The tastiest meal, isn't It?
Lara has been shreking last night.
You want to lose weight? Maybe you should at least stop shreking ?!
Shreking is my hobby.
Again shreking last night? Oh God, you are hopeless.
Come on, Cara... Models are not shreking.
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Shreking
verb.
Definition:
Giving anal sex while your partner has swamp ass
Johnny loves when his partner is super moist while shreking.
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This is a joke. Yeet
1. The act of yelling in a voice that sounds like the animated ogre Shrek.
2. Quoting directly from Shreks lines in the movies named after him.
3. Screeching, but with a typo
4. Doing anything related to the god and saviour, Shrek the Almighty Dank Master Of All
Omg ur ugly lmfao let me post Shreking
This voice is awesome. It portrays coolness + dankness and is awesome and the word is defined as a religion of Shrek.
1.*SHREK VOICE* REEEEE
2.SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME...
3.REEEEAEEE
4. Shrek, I bow to you almighty dank master of all
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The act of replacing the background image on a friend/family member/co-worker/enemy's desktop with that of a small, tiled image of the main character of Universal and Dreamworks' Shrek movie series.
its a funny prank.
Bonus Points if you are able to change the screen saver to a slide show of shrek.
Additional Points if you can make every icon on the desktop a small shrek head.
Example 1-
man: Guess who just got a healthy dose of Shreking.
man B: Was it pete?
man: YOU KNOW IT
Example 2-
man: so i was just hanging out at pete's house. he showed me his new computer.
man B: did you shrek him?
man: big time
man B: sweet dude, lets watch iRobot, starring Will Smith.
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The act of smearing mud yourself and painting your penis green and ass fucking a person in a donkey costume while loudly shouting “how do ya like that donke”
I quite enjoy shreking your mom
Watching the movie Shrek while having oral sex
It was so awesome last night when i was shreking with my girl friend
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Shreking is taking a dump while simeltaneously watching one of the three shrek movies.
After i went shreking in my bathroom last night i had to move my tv back into the living room.
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