shrump

A dirty old man that sniffs little girls bicycle seats.

"That man just shrumped that little girls bicycle seat!"

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shrump

a small person, normally quite annoying and charv like with stunted growth

( an insult) (can be used as a joke)

person 1. oi shrump, get over here!

charv. naa leek ya lookin for a fight ya puuaa hippy, i'll deck ya!

person 1. Kills charv...

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shrump

The lump an emerging mushroom makes in the forest floor.

I found the first mushrooms today because I noticed the shrumps.

King Boletes make large shrumps.

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shrump

Somewhere between scrumpin' and scroggin'. You scrump or scrog a chick, but you shrump someone you have deeper feelings for.

"Yo, thickage, did you scrog KCsLuvPi tonite?"

"Negative, G. I shrumped her in the living room under candlelight and soft music."

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shrump

Shrimp farts... Farts you get after having sushi

Boy... that sushi gave me the shrumps!

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Shrump

"Shrump"
a lump or mound made by a growing mushroom under loose earth, leaf litter or forest floor debris.
a combination of the words "mushroom" & "lump"

I found so many mushrooms today that were hidden under shrumps

Shrump

When 45th President of the United States Donald Trump Screws a Shrimp; An Insult

"Did you hear that Trump has a new kid, I heard they're a real Shrump,"