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A people coming from the Italian island region of Sicily. Many Sicilian-AMERICANS claim to be different and "better" than other Italians without actually having any evidence to back it up. Sicily was historically part of the same kingdoms of the rest of southern Italy and the Roman Empire, and was not the only Italian region to have been invaded by a large number of peoples and to have absorbed their cultures. Italy was cut up into many kingdoms before unification, and thus each region has their own distinct culture which they put before a united Italian culture. They ARE Italian.
“To have seen Italy without seeing Sicily is not to have seen Italy at all..."-Goethe
"Someone from the southern island of Sicily would first be Siciliano, then Italian. A Fiorentino from the central region of Tuscany would sooner declare allegiance to la Toscana than he would to a Calabrese...who in turn would distinguish himself from a Milanese."-Gabrielle Euvino
"For some reason Sicilians think that the Mafia makes them a separate culture from the rest of Italy. They must not know about the Calabrese 'Ndrangheta, the Sacra Corona Unita in Puglia, and the Camorra in Naples (which, incidentally, is older than the Sicilian Mafia)."
"Yeah, Sicilians have their own language. So do Neapolitans, Venetians, and almost every other kind of Italian."
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Italians from the island of Sicily. Sicilians do not consider themselves Italians, but a separate subculture. The people of mainland Italy, and the rest of the world as a whole, consider Sicilians the trash of Europe. The men of Sicily are full of bravado but are, in actuality, pussies. They preen and fuss over their appearance like self-indulgent teenage girls, all the while avoiding anything remotely resembling manual labor. The women of Sicily are not much better, as they sprout hair all over their bodies at about the age of 25 (see mustache and back hair). Unfortunately, no one has explained to the Sicilians how worthless they are and they continue to wrongly believe they are sexy and virile.
When visiting Sicily, do not carry anything of value as it will probably be stolen by a gang or lone individual carrying a weapon. They will not attack unless guaranteed to succeed through overwhelming numbers or firearms. And do not count on any help from the police since they are criminals as well. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE SHOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH A SICILIAN MALE! Any woman who does so will be used as a punching bag or ticket out of the slum before being unceremoniously dumped.
Female Tourist: "Help, I'm being robbed!"
Sicilian Male: "Once I finish looking in the mirror and adjusting my sunglasses I'll be sure to run away as fast as I can."
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It’s an Italian slang term to close a deal The Sicilian style. To kill everyone involved, preferably with a knife but in a pinch a gun will suffice. To kill them all
This Mameluke is meet The Sicilian.
The family has spoken, it’s time to make the call; this ends tonight, with the Sicilian
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Not an Italian. There is a difference.
If I'm from Sicily, I'm Sicilian, not Italian. C'mon people, it's not that fuckin hard.
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By far the sexiest men in the world -- dark brown wavy hair, deep warm brown eyes, solid build, and true romantics. Their culture is rich, and they have strong family values. Find a good one, and you will be satisfied forever.
The most virile men are Sicilian men, who are gorgeous both inside and out.
(This coming from a blonde-haired, blue-eyed Norwegian girl!)
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n. A native or inhabitant of Sicily.
adj. Of or pertaining to Sicily or its inhabitants
A Sicilian swam from Sicily to Calabria.
I'd like a Sicilian pie, please.
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sicily is an island of awesome mixed cultures.the cultures include imigration over thousands of years from northern europe...french italy spain portugal tunisia libya
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