sick as pig shit

an absolute looney-bird; crazier than a person on flakka

Man, that dude is sick as pig shit, a real bonehead!

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morning shit-sickness

The condition one may have when they have been retaining their fecal material (intentionally or not) longer than the body would prefer, causing upset stomach, headache, and nausea, not unlike that of morning sickness with a human baby, except the symptoms will immediately go away with a good poo session. Now you're just pregnant with a poo baby.

Tyler: Oh, God! My stomach! I feel sick!

Kyle: Do you need to shit? Have you gone this morning?

Tyer: No I haven't. What's that got to do with anything?

Kyle: Man, you got morning shit-sickness! Go take your morning dump and you'll be good to go!

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sick of your shit

when someone has done you wrong so many times they made you realise you don’t want them anymore.

“i promise you, you’re the only one”
“i’m sick of your shit, just continue in with your life and i will try to continue on with mine”

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Sick of Her shit

No matter how good looking she is, Somebody, somewhere is sick of putting up with her.

"Dude, she is way to hot to be single!"

"Just Remember somebody is sick of her shit"

"Yea, on second thought I wouldnt touch her with Lundbergs Dick."

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I’m sick of your shit

The act of being tired or annoyed of someone.

I’m sick of your shit Andrew

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