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Two characters that have appeared in all save one of NEw Jersey director Kevin Smith's movies, Smith plays Silent Bob with Jay played by friend Jason Mewes. The characters are two drug dealers who spend a lot of time hanging outside of the quickstop in Leonardo New Jersey. Jay is a confident, foul mouthed, sex obsessed guy with a pretty low IQ. whereas bob is a genious and (nearly) mute, only speaking once or twice in each movie.
They have appeared in Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma and Jay and Silent Bob. They did not appear in Jersey Girl as it was not part of Smith's Jersey Trilogy, but they are appearing in Clerks 2.
or as Jay would put it
Jay and silent bob are the mack daddy's of fucking Jersey. Jay is a smooooooth pimp who loves the pussy and Silent bob is his black manservant, Nooch!
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The coolest pair of stoners... Who have made their mark in american history... FOREVER! They've been in several movies.
(Ex,in chronological order: Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, And Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
Even a Tv Show! So Watch everything that I listed, or ill get you... oh I will... j/k!
Jay aka: Chronic. "Is a smoooth pimp who looove the pussy"...
Silent Bob aka: Bluntman. "Is my black manservant, WHAT?"
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the two coolest stoners ever to have been born by their careless mothers who left them in front of the quickstop, which is now there place to hang out and smoke weed. aka jason mewes, and kevin smith.
snoochie boochies mother fucker!!!
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n. Two singin, pot slingin, Jersey boys, one who doesn't talk, and one who talks way to much, who post at a quik stop smokin mad bud, drinkin beers, and shootin the shit.
v. to lean against a building and smoke/sell chronic, presumably while engaging in a completely nothing conversation.
1. Hey man, I'm dry, and our hookup is a queer. Let's go over to Jay and Silent Bob down at the quik stop.
2. Yo, you want to just go over to the bowling alley and jay-and-silent-bob it tonight, maybe get some fat pussy?
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The most amazing stoner duo to ever appear in a Hollywood movie.
Those two were in all Kevin Smith's best movies:
-Clerks
-Mallrats
-Chasing Amy
-Dogman
-Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
-Oh, and that short-lived cartoon based on Clerks.
That show was the shit, man.
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The only good thing to ever come out of New Jersey
"Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them. Fuck them up their stupid asses..."
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Whenever you find the person who was talking shit about you online and you meet them irl to to give them the hands
Guy 1: Aye, you hear about Tom?
Guy 2: Naw, what happened?
Guy 1: Some dude was trolling him on FB. And he got his address.
Guy 2: Damn, he's gonna get that Jay And Silent Bob....