Simp

a word that everyone overuses w/out the correct definition. it means a guy that is overly desperate for women, especially if she is a bad person, or has expressed her disinterest in him whom which he continues to obsess over. They're usually just virgins that will accept coochie from anyone regardless of who they are. respec waman ≠ simpery.

A: "dude, Vanessa keeps saying no when I ask her out. Shes all "stop asking me out, I barely know you and this has become more of an obsession than a friendship"... Isn't she so smart? "
B: "shut the fuck up simp"

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SIMP

S.uckas I.dolizing M.ediocre P.ussy. Some male who will do anything for a little bit of play from a female. He usually chasing around a female who not even worth the work or time.

guy 1 ”Yo why is micah always being a simp towards ana?”
guy 2 “because he hasn’t got play in over two months and he will do anything for it”

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Simp

It is when a male is overly submissive to a female and gains nothing from it. So overly submissive that other guys cringe and feel ashamed when seeing them. This applies to males in relationships when they are so submissive that they say literally anything to be in favor with the female.

Jake: Bro, did you hear what collin said to his girl?
Alex: Yeah, he's such a Simp he's embarrassing to be around.

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simp

Someone who puts the hoes before the bros, simps will do or say anything to please someone, particularly a girl, in the hopes that they will be in gain favor with that person.

Friend~bro stop simping over her
Me~hoes before bros ;)

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simp

i’m sorry kaylie please take me back i know you cheated but it’s okay i think we can work around it.

me:“i am a simp for you kaylie”
kaylie: *cheating noises*

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Simp

Squirrels
In
My
Pants

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P (simp), Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...

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The Simp

one who simply puts in too much effort for a girl they will never end up with

Daniel is quite literally the simp of the century.

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