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When you promise your significant other a meal at Ruth's Chris steakhouse in exchange for anal but take take them to sizzler instead.
Eve: Adam promised me dinner at Ruth's Chris if I let him fuck me in the ass but that motherfucker took me to all you can eat shrimp at the Sizzler instead
Moses: can I get Adam's number?
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a day during which the weather is excessively hot
It's going to be another 90 degree sizzler today.
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When you go to Sizzler really drunk.
Donna threw up in the buffet, she was totally sizzlered.
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Person who is extremely hot (in a sexual way) so they're sizzling
Wow Suzie is really sizzling today or suzie is such a sizzler
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Also known as a 'Hot Sizzler' or 'Steamy Sizzler', A Sizzler is a extremely hot and spicy cumshot, sometimes to the point of boiling. This form of ejaculation is rare, and dangerous, and can result in burn flesh and painful intercourse. Sizzlers, or 'Hot Sizzlers' happen when a man gets the scoots and becomes too aroused by his partner, his cock and balls go into overdrive and heat up, or boil the semen within. Sizzlers can also shoot up to 12 yards, and have a avg. speed of 45/Mph.
Man, I shot a hot sizzler allover that girl's bossum
Can i get a BigMac with extra Sizzler Sauce please?
Hey, Kyle, Are your moms tits burnt from my sizzler last night?
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A Big Lie. A real whopper. Something of real audacity, deep hypocrisy or serious ambition. It sizzles and it's hot, like a giant sausage spitting fat at a barbecue.
Bush's claim that Saddam Hussein was good buddies with Osama Bin Laden has to be one of the big sizzlers of the twenty-first century.
Another sizzler might have been, "This is my last territorial demand in Europe".
After twenty years of filling his skull with paranoid bullshit, Jimmy's mother's claim that the poor boy was autistic was a real sizzler.
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One who displays incompatence in a professional kitchen setting.
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