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The event that takes place when penetrating ones mouth and exiting ones anus, specifically in Texas.
Man did you see Israel give Oscar that Texas Skewer?
I usually say it when I KNOWS I am going to get in trouble...
exsample: Shit man, if they found out about this they would have my tits on a skewer
variations: Titties,Ass, Nuts... ect.
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When a male penis is fully erect and is at least 32 inches long and can carry two or more men on it at any given time.
Dude 1 " Whoa, my ass hurts"
Dude 2 " Mine too, what happened?"
Dude 3 " I caught it all on camera. You guys were human skewer'd in the butt by Jay Seymour last night"
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To give a blow job and take it up the ass simultaneously.
What a whore. Last night she pulled a pork skewer
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One who's so desperate they are willing to disrespect and throw away family and friendship to get with your ex. A leftover chasing, low, dirty, shameless person.
I can't believe Henney is a
"triflin-skewer"! After all the times the fam showed him love in state and out.
From Freddy Vs. Jason: Being in a situation where you're backed into a corner, then have a revelation pin (or "skewer") you to said corner, then have another revelations happen that completely screws you over.
Gibb was stuck in a dream because of her drinking. She was backed into a locker, then Freddy ripped the door off, ready to strike. Suddenly, in the real world, Jason impaled the lit raver and Gibb, leaving her totally skewer screwed.
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When your boy wakes up with morning wood and you pierce a snowball with his boner
I was up in Tahoe with the boys and my homie woke me up with snowball skewer