skitchy

adj. dressing well to impress others.

Dan had to dress extra skitchy to get into the club tonight.

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Skitchy Bamf

An unattractive woman with few morals and a loose vagina. A Skitchy Bamf will typically infect a person with any number of sexually transmitted diseases because she will likely have them all. A Skitchy Bamf is not fun to look at, but if you're looking for a sure thing, she'll do just about anything...but your dick might just fall off...

Dan: Did you see that Skitchy Bamf that Joe is hookin' up with?

Jeff: Yeah, Kirk said that when she gave Joe her number some guy at the bar told him that they call her the Yeast Beast. He didn't tell Joe 'cause he wanted to get him back for dropping his iphone in the toilet.

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Skitchy

The gossip, the scuttlebutt, the buzz. Usually in a scandalous or sensational sense. Origins are from Western New York, around Buffalo.

Let's meet for a cocktail and I'll give you the hot skitchy about the office blowout.

Did you hear the hot skitchy about the reception faux pas?