When you and your girl are going at it and it creates a slapping sound
What were you guys doing back there? Slapping the hams?
If theres a problem in any way shape or form you just slap some ham on it. That's all you need to do. Problem Solved.
Man 1:Dude, I'm failing all of my classes right now and i just dont know what to do to fix my grades.
Man 2:Hey, just slap some ham on it.
A red or inflammed pussy, most common after
drawn out & vigorous sex.
Let me know when I can have some more of that slapped ham