sloan

a fricken legend who is also single for life

damn Sloan has those crispy shoes

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Sloaning

The act of pleasuring oneself in places that are considered to be not acceptable.

Dude did you see that guy sloaning?!?

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Sloan

funny, popular, kind girly girl. Sloans love having fun. They love hanging out with friends and party all night long. You should be friends with Sloans because they are loyal, entertaining, and most sloans are really cute!!!

You should be friends with her because she is a Sloan!!

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sloane

A Sloane is anyone who involves themselves in the “wild” public school* social life, and has a little too much money to burn. Traditionally, the Sloane is female, but nowadays males have been welcomed into the category, with their own distinct form of Sloaneyism. Sloanes tend to spend much of their free life mindlessly wandering up and down the King’s Road and the immediate area of Chelsea, making use of a specialist tool known as “Daddy’s Credit Card” with the traders of the area.

* A public school is a paid-for educational institution, often with boarding houses. The idea behind them is that someone pays for you to gain a superior education, which allows you to earn plenty of money to get your children a superior education, which allows them to... etc. etc. until one of your offspring blows all his money on a twin-engined chocolate orange making machine

typical Sloane conversation:

"Felicity- ought we to tell Poppy-Mae that her earrings are only half a carat? She may make an awful faux-pas..."

"best not, Constance...she may tell Alexander, and then Daddy will never let us go to the Gymkhana this weekend."

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Sloaned

To get owned by Sloan.

person 1: "Man, she azzied me for a WEEK just for saying 'damn'!"
person 2: "HAHA YOU GOT SLOANED"

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Sloan

Hottest frickin chick ever!!! Very funny, much laugh, and won't hesitate to drop you if you're acting like a BITCH!!! Is loyal though, don't forget that. Is very smart for no reason and is really cool for no reason and all your friends will like her better because she's just that cool and she is just cooler than everybody so you have no option but to look up to her.

Guy 1: "Wow Sloan is so smokin' I wonder if I could pick her up ;)"
Guy 2: "No way man, I heard she was hecka gay"
Girl 1: "That's right, I heard she's pickin' up chicks everywhere she goes!"

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sloan

A fuckin hot badd ass girl!! she has guys waiting in line to date her!! she is the best friend you will ever have! great in bed and anyguy would kill to have her!!!!! Watch out for her!

"whoa man your dating a sloan!!??"

ya man! its tight yo!

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