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The act of pleasuring oneself in places that are considered to be not acceptable.
Dude did you see that guy sloaning?!?
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Hanging around the house under the guise of being productive.
We all thought Chris was busy all day and was unable to take any additional work. In reality, he was sloaning all day.
Tony is so lazy, sloans like a champ.
"Would you like to come over and hang out. I'm sloaning all day waiting for a shipment to be delivered."
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Randomly jumping in others conversations.
Stop sloaning my conversation.
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The act of sitting in one's vehicle waiting for something or someone.
Yeah, I was just out there "sloaning" in the car when she called.
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A beautiful, nice, caring person. One who tends to hide his/her feelings, but is always trying to help others with theirs. Sloans tend to be tall and dark complected. In love, they make fantastic partners who will stand by you forever. Amazing kissers. Loyal friends, and usually witty and sarastic.
"Ah man, I love Sloan. She's the best girlfriend ever."
"Yeah, I wish I had a girl like her..."
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sloan is normally a person who hides their feelings. if she feels like she’s losing a person she will leave them because she fears rejection. when she falls in love with someone or something that is all she thinks about. she has a hard time letting go and when she does, you’ve lost her forever. when you have a sloan, she will always be there for you no matter what. sloan’s also tend to be very hard to let go of. sloan’s are usually very good at hiding their problems, but when they show their problems, they trust you with everything. sloan’s normally don’t have the easiest life and they will go thru some very hard stuff. they have a very big heart that gets broken a lot but they are very very strong people. if you have a sloan in your life, never let them go
“is that a sloan?”
“yeah she’s the best person you’ll ever meet!”
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the act of being owned by a 3rd party that takes no action when a 2nd party blatently violates your rights even though the 3rd party is usually required to intervene.
Particularly used in basketball when the referees do not call a blatently obvious foul after someone has been viciously hacked by the other team
DAMN, that mothafucka got knocked to fuck out! what?! the refs didnt say nothing?! Man, he got sloaned!
or, in an office setting:
DAMN, that mothafucka copied his ass on the copier again and distributed copies to everyone in the office! what?! the bosses didnt say nothing? Man, we got sloaned!
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