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The act of six men laying down in a hexagon on their sides in alternating orientations each one licking the one in front of theirs anus while all of them are jerking off.
Dude, I Slovakian Hexagoned with the boys last night when we were drunk!
A Slovakian slippy is a sexual act in which anal intercourse is attempted upon an unknowing victim. Its name is derived from the sneaky backdoor tactics taken by the Czechoslovakian underground during WWII.
The man claimed it was just an accident when he was turned down by a prostitute after attempting a Slovakian slippy.
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Slovakian bleeding is the act of inserting a vodka bottle into a sexual partners anus until it shatters and blood rushes out of the anus and you begin drinking up the blood, vodka and glass.
"Can you give me a good Slovakian bleeding?"
"No"
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When you shove a handful of ice cubes up the vagina and you fuck the girl therefore making your dick a popsicle!
Hey nathan! Can I give you a Slovakian popsicle!?
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when a woman (preferably slovakian) sticks a straw in the hole in a man's penis and sucks out sperm from inside.
dude she gave me a total slovakian milkshake, but I can't get this straw out of my dick.
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its pretty simple u blow yer load in a chics coochie and u have some 1 suck it up(like a slurpee) and then spit it back out in a dixie cup. its cold in slovakia so for best results go out side so ure cum will become icy!!!!
wen i went to slovakia i gave that one chick a slovakian slurpee
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The intimate but secretive action of asserting one’s dominance by using ones upper body muscles and limbs to hang from the top bunk of a bunk bed, while allowing the erect genitalia to dangle with droop into the lower bunk section. This action is most likely and usually done while watching irregular forms of pornography until profusely ejaculating onto the person or subject in the lower bunk section. This action is always finished with the subject (ejaculator) sneakily crawling down from the top bunk onto the subject (ejaculated) to whisper in the (ejaculated) subjects ear “checkmate” to finish the game.
“Mom I woke up with mad glizzy juice on my face, I swear dad was playing Slovakian checkers last night”.