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Somebody who has to give a detailed geography lesson every time they are asked their genetic background.
Rupert: "So what ARE you?"
Patricija: "SLOVAKIAN!"
Rupert: "Ummm, so where exactly is that?"
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The act of busting a nut between a chick's tits, then holding them together until it hardens.
So this skamk asked me to tittyfuck her. I held out until she fell asleep, then I gave her the Slovakian Bricklayer.
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A sex act ever the man is pounding the vagina and the woman proceeds to evacuate her bowels, timing it to inch out at each stroke
Dude, you wouldn't believe how nasty Heather is. She actually asked for the Slovakian extruder last night...there was shit all over when we go done!!
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The act of inserting ones johnson into the vagina,while forcing her onto her back in order to ride her down a staircase, hence the bobsled.
Bob- Dude did you notice those marks on your staircase
Jeffey- Yeah whats up with that?
Bob- Me and your mom tried the slovakian bobsled last night, shit got out of hand
Jeffey- Dammit dude again?
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You put a traffic cone in a dead body and then shit vomit and cum in her, then you proceed to pump it inside her with a plunger. Your mate who came with you then proceeds to inflict a Rakishi on her as you put your mouth open on her genitals. Then you get splated!
Yo are you free this weekend, I was thinking we could go do some Slovakian munging
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The sexual act of tying a man’s balls in a string and repeatedly being slapped back and forth between a partners hands.
Steven was blue after we performed the Slovakian Handball last night.