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Giving yourself a blowjob while taking a dump.
I was just in the bathroom giving myself a slumpie. I feel great now.
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A guy that pulls a lot of bitches because his mix tape was straight savage
Daquian dropped his supa hot mix tape and all the bitches dropped on there knees to give him a bj and they called him the slumpy man
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A name used to describe someone who is tired, lazy, unmotivated or is otherwise exhausted or incapacitated.
What did end up doing on Saturday?
Oh geez, not shit I was a Slumpy Henderson after Friday night.
Na, I don't think I'll make it tonight I'm slumping like a Henderson
ah c'mon don't be a Snooby Haglar.
I totally would, but I've working all day, I'm the slumpiest of Hendersons right now.
A girl with bad posture and even worse housekeeping skills, the type of person who won't wash her hair for a week and will jump into bed on the first date even though she hasn't showered for a few days
She walks around all day in pajamas and messy hair like a slumpy slut
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When a dude blows his load on a girl's face, she falls asleep to find it dried up in the morning.
ex. "Dude, I fucked sasha last night and she had slumpy wet crete on her face in the morning, nothing would get rid of that shit."
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1.) to be bummed out
2.) A negative observation or adjective
3.) used to describe a feeling
slumped-> to be slumped means to either be treated negativeley or to be pushed onto a couch
1. I'm so slumpped
2. it's a slumpy day outside.
3. I am slump city over here!
4. I've been slumped!
5. slump, slumpy, slump city
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is the act of giving someone such head on a couch it literally bounces up and down
guy: hey dude my girl vanessa gave me super hard slumpy bumpy couchy ouchy that there are now marks on the floor!!!!1!1!
other guy: who is named vanessa nowadays