Slumpie

Giving yourself a blowjob while taking a dump.

I was just in the bathroom giving myself a slumpie. I feel great now.

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Slumpy

When you are a mix of grumpy and sleepy. Hence, being grumpy due to being sleepy.

Andrea: I'm tired, and getting grumpy.

Casey: It's okay, here's a hug.
Andrea: Get off of me, I hate when people touch me when I'm slumpy.

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Slumpy

A poor young polar bear, who can only be saved with the use of FAP Energy. Hence the phrase, 'saving Slumpy.'

Time to save Slumpy!

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Slumpies

Slumpy (singular) or Slumpies (plural) -

Most often used in marketing and media interpellation, a slumpy is a socially liberal, urban-minded, physically conservative yuppie between the ages of 18 to 36.

"This used to be my 'hood. But since its gentrification 10 years ago, er, excuse me, since its 'revitalization,' its become an anthill of latte-sucking, yoga mat-toting white slumpies."

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Slumpy

Feeling sad, crapy and crummy just having a slumpy day.

(A girl wearing a jogging suit and her hair is up in a bun)
"She's so slumpy today I wonder what happened"?

(Someone just being lazy)
"I'm going to be slumpy today just because".

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Slumpy

Everything and anything so horrifically bad that you could imagine possible to say about or to another girl.

Oh my gulosh, that slumpy just put her hand in my face like she's the shiznat or something!

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Slumpy

A soft turd that slumps when it hits a hard surface and has a low angle of resolution. If landing in water spreads out and floats, needing a courtesy flush. Very smelly.

I'd rather step on a horse apple than in a cow slumpy.

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