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clam smashers

Lesbians. This expression refers to women who bump pussy together (clam=bearded clam or pussy AND smashers=humping or rubbing together of said pussys).

Dude, your grandma and Hannah have lived together for the last 25 years. Don't you get it?

They're clam smashers.

by Vermont Fag February 1, 2017


Smasher's Block

In Super Smash Bros. Brawl, or any Smash Bros. game, there comes a point where a Smasher can't smash at their best. Your moves become stiff and your reaction time decreases.

(Derived from the term 'Writer's Block', where a writer comes to a point where the mind boggles and cannot create any ideas for his/her stories)

Similar definitions: brawler's block, fighter's block, cock block

P1: Dude, you suck.

P2: Curse this damn Smasher's Block.

P1: Right.

P2: I'ma get you when I can play better.

P1: We'll see dude. We'll see.

by Rikuarf8 September 23, 2009


bug smasher

Type of aircraft which doesnt fly very high.

I went for a ride in my little bug smasher yesterday. Caught a shitload of bugs on the canopy.

by ObscuraSchmura August 10, 2009


Pumpkin Smasher

A person who is sexually attracted to redheads.

Have you noticed all his girlfriends have had red hair? He's a total pumpkin smasher.

by irishkiwi May 9, 2018


seat smasher

Term given to fans of Leeds United football club, due to their fondness for ripping up the stadiums of their opponents and using the seats as makeshift projectiles.

Oh dear, it seems the neo-nazi bastards from down the road have ruined our stadium again.

by Big Baby Dawg July 15, 2005


Pasty Smasher

A pasty smasher is often an overweight jobless person who frequents Greggs, Pound Bakery or any other cheap food establishments.

They can often be found wondering around town centres, eyes glazed over whilst clutching the familiar blue and white paper bag, with most of the food they are eating smeared around their faces or down their clothes.

They typically interact with other groups of pasty smashers, commonly with conversations about how immigrants have took their jobs, before talking about how the DWP has sanctioned them again for failing to turn up to an interview at poundland.

It's like the walking dead round here, I can't walk more than ten metres without having to walk around a pasty smasher.

by AnonymousTrevor November 15, 2018

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whale smasher

someone that has sex with a huge ugly overweight person

oh mate, you are a whale smasher for bangin that fat birddd!

by jbp123 July 11, 2011

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