smaug

1. n--the sulky, angry (but very impressive) dragon from Tolkein's tale, The Hobbit, whose secret weakness was a spot on his left breast unprotected by scales.
2. n, slang--someone who puts up a big front of power to conceal his/her balls.
3. v--to put up a big front of power to conceal one's balls

1. Smaug reared up to show his massive strength and power, but Bilbo pointed out the flaw in his armor.
2. Bush is a huge smaug; he's always trying to hide the fact that his brain is full of balls behind a bunch of pointless aggression.
3. Dude, quit smauging--it's ok that you don't always have the answer.

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#smaug

Show up to a place, conquer and make everyone else leave, take over and move in for a good long time,or until you die.

Well she already had a boyfriend but if figured who cares, #Smaug.

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Smaug Logic

Any reasoning, philosophy, or mindset brought about by smoking herb. Usually creates a sense of enlightenment in yourself and those around you.

high person: choice is the natural progression of thought (puffs the dank)

spectator: Dammmnnnn thats some serious smaug logic! Huzzah

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desolation of smaug

After anal, the gape is enough to fit a dragon in it.

I think she prolapsed, it's like the Desolation of Smaug

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Smaug in a glass

The act of farting in someone's drink, so they get a whiff of your ass as they take a sip, and even taste it!
Usually performed when the victim isn't looking.

She was rude to my mother, so I served her some smaug in a glass.