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smed-dawg

a 10th grade history teacher who ever since getting engaged has gotten...eeeevil. she has on numerous occasions yelled at me/drew for random things that i cannot explain.

bobby boucher (from the Waterboy): smed-dawgs are only angry cause they gots all them teeth and no toothbrush
colonal sanders: wrrrrrong again bobby. smed-dawgs are angry because of the medula engagata

by c-dav May 6, 2004

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Smed/AIDS/SPED

A Big Retard That Sucks At cookie clicker

Damn Smed/AIDS/SPED, You suck at Cookie Clicker

by Cowlover65 January 22, 2019


SMED

Abbreviation for "Suck Me Dick!" This phrase is often used as an expression of discontent toward another individual or group; often invoked in a state of rage and frustration.

*Playing Poker, nick goes all in and loses only to request more chips from the dealer*

Dealer: I guess you can buy back in
Dan: No Nick fuck that you lost. You don't get to just buy back in every time you lose
Nick: Fuck you Dan! No one said we weren't allowed to buy back in.
Dan: You can't buy back in! you lost. Go to bed Nick.
Nick: Suck me dick dan! Suck me dick!
Dan: Shut up and....
Nick: No fuck you! Suck me dick you bitch.

*Two years later, friends at the poker game hanging out in a cabin*
Friend 1: Hey remember that time we were playing poker and Nick wanted to buy in and Dan wouldn't let him
*Nick walks into room*
Friends 2&3: Yeah SMED am I right
*All friends laugh*

by Mr. Shadow 144 September 17, 2020