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Smedding is an activity commonly practiced in much of Eastern Europe and also within the Estonian community in Colchester, England.
The practice itself has no known origin and invlolves the insertion of items (commonly a finger) into a male's anus whilst fellatio is being perfomed to enable the "smedee" to reach climax when it may not naturally happen.
The term Smedding was first coined by the erotic novelist Donatien Alphonse François de Sade (the Marquis De Sade) in his first novel Justine (Les Infortunes de la Vertu), first published in 1791.
The main character Justine is seen to be performing fellatio on another main character Mikael Smedkovic who asks the young maiden to insert an un-named root vegetable (commonly believed to be a carrot) into his anus to enable him to climax after consuming a large amount of Absinthe.
Last night I was that pissed I had to get my missus to 'Smed' me using her finger, just so I could cum!
I was having a pissed up wank last night and fell asleep as it was taking so long, I wish I had 'Smed' myself.
It only takes me a few minutes to cum while I am 'Smedding' myself.
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1.St. Matthew's episcopal day school in san mateo
2.Most anal teachers in the country who don't let you have shoes with labels
1.kid 1: i go to smeds.
kid 2: oh
kid 1:yeah
2. kid 1:Why are you putting white out over that addidas logo?
kid 2: i go to smeds
kid 1: oh
kid 2:yeah
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A feeling of depression, general malaise. The blues.
Also, to make someone feel this way: "That jerk really smedded me."
From the cartoon character Smedley the dog, who is the big loser in Chilly Willy cartoons.
"I've got the Saturday night smeds"
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1) short for seven-year medical students at Boston University who tend to be very horny because they study too much
2) sexually mutated exotic dancers
3) a mostly indian group of people
Yash: "I'm so glad the I'm a smed."
Achal: "Yeh we don't have to apply to med school. What do you think Ryan?"
Ryan: "I'm so horny."
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A Big Retard that Will tell you that you Suck at cookie clicker
Damn smed, stop bringing me down boyo
Small Medium Enterprise Dick - for chicks in an office environment looking for guys you specialise in SME opportunities
she was so into me that party so I had to give her some SMED.
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the physical embodiment of retardness. Suck dick half of the time fingering his ass