Smoke Monkey

City Dweller, Londoner, Mancunian, Liverpudlian, Brummie.

Yeah, i may be a Carrot Cruncher but at least i ain't a Smoke Monkey.

smoked salmon and monkey poo

Yuck, disgusting.

Smoked salmon and monkey poo tastes disgusting.

smoking the monkey

The act of masterbating in a very vigorous way to get your load off because of being old.

Paul is so old he is always smoking the monkey trying to get his load off. The Man has severe calloused hands.