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a smoop smoop is a person who is obsessed with hoovers, they enjoy the sound, texture, and general use of the hoover.
“oh my lord, she’s a smoop smoop, she’s absolutely obsessed!”
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An acronym, loosely formed from the phrase "slow-moving people."
"It took me forever to get off the train; the platform was jammed with smoops who were in no hurry to get anywhere."
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Britney Spears: hey justin, where were you?
Justin Timberlake: oh i just got back from dropping a smoop.
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smooth, mushy, fast acting, fast moving, poop. Generally affects those who have had their gall bladdar removed.
OOPS! Got to go. Damn I wish I hadn't worn those new white capris. I had to smoop and didn't make it!
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A bug butt but barely ever poops
I have a choonky ah smoop cuz my butt is big but I don’t do poopoo a lot
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The unwelcome fantasy of making out while stationed on the toilet. Depending on your carnality, this may lead to various excretive dilemmas, ie, sliding along the walls, ceiling or floorboards, leakage of fecal matter onto the tiles below
“Ah shit, I smooped on the toilet seat again”
“I had a dream of smooping last night with you. It was great, ma”