snurfing

Getting a blowjob from a member of the Blue Man Group.

Johnny Hopkins: Damn some crazy shit is happening at this party right now. Hey what's going on with Dave right now?

Sloan Kettering: Dude that guy is totally snurfing him right now!!!!!!!

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snurf

a pill that can be bought on the internet through random hrbal dealers. Is said to be made out of "herbal supplements", but is actually a large quantity of pure DXM. Great for recreational use.

I wanna robo trip, sell me some snurf.

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snurfing

surfing the Internet while you're supposed to be having a conversation on the phone.

I was on the phone with my girlfriend the other day and she caught me snurfing because she could hear my Yahoo IM sound alerts.

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Snurf

A mispronunciation of the word "Smurf"

Guy 1: Jesus Christ, you look like a fuckin' snurf!
Guy 2: Hahaha, La-La-La-Fuck-Yourself!

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snurf

A snurf is a person who farts in the bathtub or similar water-filled area, such as a pool, and bites the bubbles as they rise. Normally, it is implied as an insult.

Your such a snurf, Jeff..

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Snurf

Surfing for information about a specific person in a snooping manner on the internet. Often from google to wikipedia to facebook, or any combination of other sites.

I know my ex is snurfing me because she shows up in my facebook top 10 all the time.

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snurf

A pink drug that can be bought on the internet by your Uncle or another family member, and then given out to 4 of your close friends in the high school bathroom.

side effects include: Dinosaurs, pencils sporadically bursting into flames, and a long night in the hospital.

"Are you snurfing?"

"Got snurf?"

"SNURF!"

"Yo we snurfin today?"

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