Soap

Something you better not drop in jail!

John dropped the soap, and bubba played him like an untuned piano.

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The soap

The soap is a sacred object that you do not want to drop while in a shower, especially in prison. If you drop the soap there’s a 99.99 percent chance of a big nigga resizing your asshole by 20%. Most times you will here the lion king theme song before you feel the big niggas BBC in your ass.

Fred: Man I was so shook when I dropped the soap in prison that I shit myself and had to waffle stomp it down the drain!

Dave: Lol if you would have gotten blacked I was finna call you a fruit lmao.

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To Soap

Verb.

The action of putting liquid soap directly on a chair, desk, table, etc. to trick an unsuspecting victim to sit on it. This is usually performed while the victim is out of their seat, however, with great skill, you can soap someone while they are still in the chair with their back turned.

Zach tries to soap Christian every day in science class.

He succeeds.

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Soaping

Grinding as if you are on a skateboard but on shoes

Ryan killed it at the skate park yesterday

Did he get a new skateboard?

Na man, he was soaping so hard.

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SOAPS

A type of writing AP Language and Composition teachers like to ask you to do for a book during summer. SOAPS stands for subject, occasion, audience, purpose, and speaker.

Subject - What is this about?

Occasion- What happened to cause this to be said/written? Why was it recorded?

Audience- Who is the intended audience?

Purpose- Why was this spoken/written? What purpose does it serve?

Speaker- Who is the speaker or author?

All in all, SOAPS gives students hell.

Joe: FUCK! I have to finish my SOAPS for AP Language and Composition!

Nick: Damn dude. GL. School is tomorrow. It took me like 8 hours!

Joe: DAMN SOAPS!!!!

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Soap

A chemical agent, designed to cleanse one of his/her external filth, thus removing all outside suspicion of one’s internal grime.

Examples of soap include: Irish Spring, Ivory, Dial, Zest etc.

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soap

to persuade by flattery

They think they can soap me into changing my opinion.

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