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As prevalent as the common cold. Typically this disease strikes one (or more) athletes in a group of friends.
Symptoms include (but are not limited to):
Ditching work outs,
Cutting work outs short,
Significantly improved creativity for excuses.
Once this disease has been contracted it can take weeks, or even months of dedication to training in order to overcome.
Why did he miss our run this morning?
Oh, he's got softcockalitis again.
6š 2š
When someone fails to participate in an activity, (usually one involving drinking) through fear of their personal safety or a fear that they will hurl or make a total dick of themselves
You're not coming on the Prague trip? That is softcocking of the highest order!
Stop softcocking and down that pint!
3š 2š
When a guy grows a mullet then braids it in the style of Ragnor Lothbrok but doesn't quite pull it off due to them suffering from erectile dysfunction.
Guy 1: Have you seen Stephens new hairstyle? He looks like Ragnor Lothbrok
Everyone else: More like Ragnor Softcock
Waiter: "what would you like sir?"
Robbie: "/i'll try the softcock special, i had one last night."
7š 2š
Someone who is always wanting to hop on the dude train. Someone always ready to get on the softcock express and take a softcock.
Robbie: "All aboard the softcock express! Its going to dudetown!"
Someone who doesn't show up to a music video in their own suburb.
he didn't show up to a music video? what a softcock
Acting like will abbot
Do u want a rona?
Nah Iām a softcock