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Softcockalitis

As prevalent as the common cold. Typically this disease strikes one (or more) athletes in a group of friends.

Symptoms include (but are not limited to):
Ditching work outs,
Cutting work outs short,
Significantly improved creativity for excuses.
Once this disease has been contracted it can take weeks, or even months of dedication to training in order to overcome.

Why did he miss our run this morning?

Oh, he's got softcockalitis again.

by MysterC March 22, 2015

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Softcock

1.Piker, someone who doesn't want to party hard or party at all, one with no guts or balls.

Dude, it's only 3.00 am and you want to leave?, what a softcock!.

by jamesbrown April 23, 2003

151๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


softcock

One who is constantly subdued by his partner/wife/fiance to the point where he has no identity of his own, rather just a puppet that she speaks through.

"Geez.. his at home cuddling up to her again"
"Yeah, Sam's such a softcock"

by Dan Wilder March 20, 2008

55๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Softcock

A man who is precious, can't make decisions and lacks balls

That gibbsy is a real softcock

by Mr Manager February 1, 2015

16๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Softcock

man who cant get a hard on, therefore is a useless cunt, useless cunt therefore being a softcock, softcock can descibe someone who cant or wont do something whatever that might be

my mate could,nt change the tyre on his car, fucking softcock

by dirtbox July 24, 2006

54๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


Softcock

A frigid, sexually inhibited person, pitifully flaccid in ambition and determination.

'Debra was virtually begging him for it.'
'Let me guess, the softcock bailed?'

by the behemoth March 26, 2013

16๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Softcock

People who dont have the guts or balls to admit and take responsibility for things they have done.

Tim Blomfield. Theres no better example.

by WhoCares December 17, 2003

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