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One of Big Boss' clones in the Metal Gear videogame series. He is a superior soldier and enjoys a relaxing past time of snapping terrorist's necks and spinal cords while using their worthless bodies as shields.
"Now now, if you don't go to bed Solid Snake will never infiltrate the house and you won't get your demo of Metal Gear Solid 2." "But I don't want to. I want to stay up and see what he looks like!" "Now now, if you stay up and see him, you'll blow his cover and he'll snap your spine and use your tiny corpse as a shield."
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A video game character who stars in Metal Gear Solid or a name for an erected penis.
Guy 1: What'cha doing?
Guy 2: Playing Metal Gear Solid with my Solid Snake out.
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The greatest soldier that ever lived. Was part of the "Les Enfants Terrables" project, and is one of the three surviving clones of Big Boss He enjoys snapping peoples necks and beating the crap out of anyone who tries to kill him. An expert at weapons and combat. The best ever.
"Hey look its Solid Snake! He can beat anyone up!"
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bonifyed bad ass...need i say more?
did you see that fight yesterday he went Solid Snake on Tommys ass!
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To have an erection in public that is completely unnoticed before it eventually passes. Named after the video game character of the same name, who is known for stealth.
"Dude, I just had a Solid Snake while I was talking to Mary."
"Ew, why are you telling me this?"
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The man who faces his daily challenges (such as a Hind D or a Tank) with a pistol. Famous for using a cardboard as a shield against tranquilizer guns and luring his enemies by placing the Japanese version of Playboy at random places.
GENOM-SOLDIER: "Huh? What was that noise?"
Solid Snake: *CQC*
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Snake? SNAKE!!? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKE!!!!!????
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A 5 hour errection. The opposite of a Raiden: 5 months without an errection.
I had a Solid Snake during my speach to the President ... I wonder why I got the job as his 'PERSONAL' bodyguard.
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