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1. A game invented for the lonely
"I'm gonna go play solitaire."
"Why??"
"Cause I have know friends."
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a card game for people who can't find friends to play cards with, suck at socializing, or are extremely unpopular
Person 1: I want to play a card game but I can't find anyone to play with!
Person 2: You can play Solitaire
Person 1: Oh yeah!
n. Also referred to as "the loner's game," a one-person card game involving a pathetic string of disappointments. Reserved for filling up the "special void" for losers and complete bores.
The lifeless loser is playing solitaire again....
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a name that people give there children, when they know that there child will grow to b a loner and follower.
to be one with urself.
Sum1 who is a loner
Solitaire is a Solitaire
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When you have no internet and all you can do all day long is play solitaire.
When Mom took away my network card, I was in solitaire confinement for a week.
When one starts playing computer solitaire (or any variation played on the computer) and is unable to stop playing until they have won. Most frustrating when you cannot win. Also equally frustrating when you have won and you want to win more causing a continuous cycle or loop.
Mom: Johnny, dinner's ready!
Johnny: I can't come down yet, I'm stuck in a solitaire loop!
Person 1: Hey how come you aren't responding to my message?
Person 2: Sorry I'm stuck in a solitaire loop.
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Flipping through the deck over and over while playing the card game Solitaire even though there are no more moves available, denying that you have lost even though you already know it.
Guy #1: Dude, you've gone through the deck 3 times already. Give it up, you've lost.
Guy #2: ...So I have. I'm in solitaire denial again.
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