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a sexy ass Cuban boy from Florida who all the ladies love . He usually has an asian girl girlfriend from California whose badass in every single way . He loves smoking than going to McDonalds to fufill his munchies . He's a sexy ass motherfxcking beast . He's a ladies man but he loves his girlfriend to death . So back up bitches , or his barking cat will attack you .
Man: Dude, that guy is the muhhfucking man yo.
Woman: Yeah he's hot but he's like totally in love with his asian girlfriend.
Man: Oh Ly? Yeah she's so fucking awesome man.
Woman: Yeah, I worship her. Isn't his name Soto?
Man: Yeah dude, I worship that guy.
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(pronounced SOH-tohs) Acronym meaning "Shit on top of shit." When you're having a day so bad, and it seems that absolutely nothing goes right, you're going through SOTOS.
Don't fuck with me today. I'm going through SOTOS, and I'm liable to twist someone's head off like a soda bottle!!!!
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The TV show Shameless is based on the Soto Soto family. The TV show minimizes the exploit of the Soto Soto family to make it me credible. In real life the Soto Soto family will do anything for money. Lying, stealing and abuse are normal for the Soto Soto family.
The Soto Soto family make the mafia look like good people.
The act of being a Mexican and picking strawberries or other fruit on the side of Bemiss road in Valdosta Georgia.
Yo Tdog, is that a Soto in that field over there?
Yea Nick, he is DEFINATLY picking tomatoes or something.
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Right fielder for the Washington nationals. The “Childish Bambino” said to be the second coming of Ted Williams. Debatably the 3rd best player in Baseball
Did you see Juan Soto’s nuke into the upper decks last night?