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southern bell

A misspelled form of southern belle, which this website apparently doesn't have the definition of.

A southern belle is a beautiful, rich and innocent girl from the Southern states of the U.S. The term is most commonly found in romance novels or books, since society is being taken over by a new generation that doesn't deign to use it. (psst, that means us, the teenagers and future of America. A sad bunch, aren'we?)

Student's essay: Theodore Roosevelt married a southern bell from the a plantation in the hills of Carolina.

Teacher's note: The proper spelling is southern bell, and Mrs. Lincoln was not from Carolina, check your facts.

by scarletswitchblade February 21, 2004

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southern bell

1) (noun) A delicate woman of Southern birth, prone to fainting spells, mint juleps, and Electra complexes. More often spelled "southern belle." (From the French <I>belle</i>, meaning beauty.)

2) The really crappy phone service provider that covers most of the Southern US

Scarlet O'Hara is a classic southern belle.

Man, Southern Bell really soaked me on these service charges this month. Seventy-five cents for call return?

by LadySphinx February 25, 2004

50๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


southern bell

A rich young heiress living in the southern U.S., usually beautiful, fair, and spoiled and pampered.

She had a southern bell accent.

by fightsong February 21, 2004

60๐Ÿ‘ 65๐Ÿ‘Ž


southern bell

n. 1. Generally rung for dinner in the south, where the practice is that the men work in the fields while the women fix meals and alert the men using said object.
2. the other motivation for coming in from the fields.

1. i had to ring the southern bell several times before you made it in from the back 40.
2. my southern bell is the only reason i come home in the evening..

by Roystus February 20, 2004

29๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


southern bell

1. a farmer's hot daughter

2. a really shitty phone company

1. She looks like a southern bell.

2. There is no phone in southern bell.

by resinsmp February 26, 2004

41๐Ÿ‘ 64๐Ÿ‘Ž


southern bell

The phone company

Don"t mess with Ma Bell.

by Simon February 22, 2004

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Southern Belle

A rich/wealthy southern white woman from an agrarian background who is birthed from MANY generations of incest, raised to worship the Confederate Flag, and develops a VERY unhealthy attraction to farmyard and domestic animals in her teen years. She lives her early adult life partaking in party favors and alcohol until her parents threaten to cut her off. She usually winds up marrying:
1. A crocked politician.
2. A police officer.
3. A member of the armed forces.
4. A pastor of a Southern Baptist church.

...only to cheat on the aforementioned men with a broke, white-skin-worshipping coon named Tyrone.

When caught, she'll say "Tyrone" raped her.
He'll go to jail or 'wind up missing' and she and her good ol' boy will seek marriage counseling, renew their vows, and live happily ever after to beget more southern belles and good ol' boys.

Due to the aforementioned over-consumption of drugs and alcohol in her teens and early 20s, by the time she's 30, she'll look 45+.

"Southern belle ain't nothing but a trick, nasty as hell, stanky little cave bitch" - Ice Cube

by 800Wmarietta September 3, 2014

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