The most beautiful beverage a person can consume
Thurst quenching and refreshing
Wow its warm today i could really use a glass of sparkling water
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The worst form of carbonated drink. Itβs like angry water.
βHey bro you want some sparkling waterβ
βHECK NO THAT STUFF IS NASTYβ
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A beverage (often a group source and fruity) laced with LSD. Often seen at hippy gatherings, music festivals, parties, and/or raves.
"I went to a dubstep concert out in Humboldt and some hippy put a vial in the punch so like 20 people ended up tripping off that sparkle water."
"i had some Sparkle water at the Spliff Sanctum and ended up naked in the redwoods."
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Something that gay men, English Teachers, Karens, and Spongebob Squarepants have
sally: Woah thats your 15th can today!
John: I have a Sparkling Water Addiction, i can't help it.
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It's actually the same as regular sparkling water, just with a different label.
Bob: "Hey, is this unflavored sparkling water?"
Bob 2: "Yeah, this is unflavored sparkling water."
The Flat Sparkling Water Paradox is a VERY well known hypothesis that the only true way to describe sparkling water is by describing it as flat water.
Which some people would just say is still water but they would in fact be incorrect. This is because despite the flat taste of sparkling water, it is still carbonated, therefore, meaning it is still sparkling water.
So as a result of this carbonated beverage tasting flat we come to the understanding that this is indeed the Flat Sparkling Water Paradox.
Friend 1: This sparkling water tastes awful, it just tastes like flat water.
Friend 2: That makes no sense but also hundreds of sense at the same time.
Friend 1: Wow that sounds like some real Flat Sparkling Water Paradox
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Tastes like TV static. Absolute shit.
I saw someone on the road starving so I gave him sparkling water and said - βAndrew Tate will be pleasedβ.