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sped + smart = spart, for when you want to offend and compliment someone at the same time. basically, a little bit of both
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When you think you're just going to fart, but sperm leaks out of your ass instead.
My girlfriend found out I was bi when I sparted at her family reunion.
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After he shot his load up my hole, I woke up sparting all morning...
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A difficult, and extremely dangerous manoever. It is where an individual simultaneously Spews and Farts.
It can be improved by drinking copious quantities of Guinness and raw eggs.
Wow, after all of that egg-nog and Guinness, no wonder Michael Barrymore Sparted
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'when a spam email is so funny that it borders on an art form...'
"don't let people call you a prick..." (spam I received tonight)where Spam meets art/comic genius... Spart
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Farting, except with sparkles. You can see this in the two movies, "Angry Birds" and "Trolls."
"Say again how sparting on me creates camouflage !?"
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