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A person who is an angry virgin and as such has plenty of free time and an uptight disposition. They frequently correct the spelling of others for no reason other than to feel superior whilst looking and sounding like a douche to those observing.
This douchebaggery adds to the long odds of them ever having sex and thus the vicious circle continues.
"Your friend Antony is a bit of a douche"
"Yeah, he's a really good speller"
A Real nice Guy! also a youtuber with over 5 thousand subscribers!
A person so bad at spelling they can’t believe they actually spelled a word correctly. Symptoms of this paranoia are changing the spelling of a word in question to trigger the spell check for confirmation. Or alternately stopping everything and checking an obviously non-misspelled word at dictionary.com.
“Hey did John ever finish typing up that paper?”
“Yeah but it took him forever, he’s such a Paranoid Speller.”
An awkward term that is used when somebody wants to mask their failure with their great spelling skills. They often aren't actually that great at spelling and could probably lose to a monkey in a spelling contest. They want scholarships from it but don't know why they aren't coming. They will probably end up being in the lower class. Unless, you know, the ScRiPpS sPeLlInG bEe comes along.
Bobbeee: Have you heard? Sundra is getting Fs in all of her classes!
Jonnie: Yeah. She's actually my ex. I'm so happy that she is failing. At least she won't follow me to MIT (Maximum Institute of Turndowns)
Sundra (from all the way across the room): Hey! That's not nice! I'm actually a speller and I will win next week's unofficial spelling contest between me and my pet orangutan! *stars sweating heavily*. Most definitely