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The contaminates you acquire when you have intercourse with a girl another guy has done recently.
Hamuel did Mindsay shortly after Quilliam did her.
A week later, Quilliam did Mindsay again. And again. And again..
Therfore, they share each others 'spermy germies'!
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To receive (or give) a sexual action incorporating licking male genitalia before ejaculation to aid in achieving ejaculation, or to lick male ejaculate from the male genetalia (or any other body part where it may land).
I can't wait to get home tonight, our lass has promised me a spermy lick.
That chick from the club was pure filth. I jizzed all over her arms and she cleaned herself up with a spermy lick. Every last drop.
After performing oral sex on a male, post "explosion", the female/male then proceeds to swish her/his finger in mouth pre-swallowing gathering a glob of cum and inserting finger into male's ear using a circular motion. Form of Wet Willy.
"My boyfriend went from blissful to irate after I gave him a wet spermy."
"Why is this guy using all my q-tips?!"
"This fool just got wet spermied!"
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A mixed drink. One part guava pineapple juice (or something similar), one part Mountain Dew, one part Red Bull, and two parts vodka. Named so because you're likely to have one after you drink something this gay.
Eric is 6'4'', 330 lbs, a construction worker, and drinking a spermy butthole. I dare you to call him queer.
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When a girl/man/animal/cross gets cummed on so much that their eyelashes get glued together by the cum.
Me - "I sprayed my semen all over your mums face last night"
You - "I know she couldn't see this morning, bad case of the spermy eyelash"
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Spermy! The fish with a winsome smile!
Spermy desires a penis, you see.
In order to accomplish this daunting task, he must forcibly gather nutrients from the dicks of human males. FORCIBLY.
He lures in his quarry with his effulent charm; they can't help but smile
Upon latching onto his prey's cock, he procedes to extract the precious substances he craves; his prey still keeps their smile, but are really screaming bloody murder on the inside.
Afterwards, all that remains is a pile of clothes.
Spermy the Fish: GLUB GL-GLUB
Victor the Victim: BOY WHAT A DELIGHTFULLY CHARMING FISH. I THINK I WILL GET CLOSER SO THAT I MAY BETTER VIEW HIS ZEAL.
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Dat hawt, white, sticky liqwid dat daddy gives you and it taste oh so yum and makes you feel so tingly wingly inside of ur tummy wummy UwU
"Pweese gimme ur Spermy Wermies daddy UwU"
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