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Spermed

A replacement word used instead of "jizzed"

Erica says "Ew Bob you just spermed on that stuffed animal"

by naasty May 8, 2010

37πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Sperm

White stuff that comes out of your penis when your uncle rubs it

Ah shit I cummed myself there’s sperm every were

by retard stain August 24, 2019

77πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Sperm

Liquid human

Bitch if you are looking up sperm on the urban dictionary you damn well know what it is already to use it in a damn sentence you fucking dumbass

by Glassextiel June 15, 2019

133πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


sperm

white squiggly liquid which causes your life to be ruined when reaches womans egg

Paternity test shows that your sperm pregnated that white ass bitch.

by Mike Cunt April 10, 2003

4227πŸ‘ 1511πŸ‘Ž


Sperm

Mostly known as CUM or if you’re from a country called β€œTikTok”, then you might have heard β€œCVM”

It’s Pornstars’ favorite drink other than piss!

Sperm is produced by touching your penis a lot until you feel it about to erupt like a volcano

Sperm was first discovered in 2007 when Kim Kardashian stroked Ray J’s penis until she saw white fluid come out of it, now known as sperm

Example 1: Omg daddy please let me stroke your 1 inch dick I’m thirsty for SPERM!

Example 2: I wanna blow bubbles with SPERM

by Cupcakke'sPubicHair November 8, 2022

23πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


sperm

a bad ass tadpole that's gotta be corralled in a rubber

Duuuuude... my sperm is growing legs!

by Anonymous April 30, 2003

1509πŸ‘ 673πŸ‘Ž


sperm

What you were before you were born. Yup you were white liquid that shot outta your dad's penis when he had an orgasm with your mom. Be thankful that you werent one of the sperms that was murdered when your dad masturbated.

I was sperm, you were sperm, we all were sperm, everybody on this planet is sperm that developed and isnt sperm anymore.

by I was sperm December 28, 2010

784πŸ‘ 352πŸ‘Ž