spimp

The lingering liquid that remains in the recessed rim of a canned beverage after drinking from it. The presence of spimp makes it generally undesirable to share the beverage with somebody else especially being the second to drink from the can.

Damn, I'm thirsty but didn't you have sex with that Karen chick last week? I heard she has Herpes. You can keep the spimp, I'm heading to the snack shack.

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spimp

to judge people's lives from reading UD definitions. lol.
to form an opinion about somebody based on what you think is happening rather than going that mile and ask them personally. Them. Them. Them.

(to) spimp

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spimp

a pimp that is a frickin retard

David Karolinski isnt a spimp, just a retard

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spimp

A stoopid ass pimp

shut up ya frickin' SPIMP!

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Spimp

When you’re torn between being both a pimp and simp. You like the one guy/girl more than the rest of your roster. You potentially see yourself in a relationship with them but won’t cut your roster off until you know it is forreal.

Boy 1 : “How you like her so much but still got hoes?”
Boy 2: “I’m a Spimp!”

spimp

its a simp and a pink

she simping and pimping omg she a whole spimp

Spimp

A mix of a simp and a pimp

Pimp: damn I love you baby and I’ll do anything for you but get out there and make me some money bitch!!!

Hooker: ok daddy... what a spimp