splooch

To spill something or the mark the substance makes once it has spilled. Derived from splash which applies to thin liquids, splooch sounds more like a thick liquid.

As I added the can of whole tomatoes to the pot, I splooched on the stove. Just as I was going to lick my ice cream cone a blob fell off and made a splooch down the front of my shirt.

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Splooch Gooch

a thin (and in bad cases thick) lining of cum crusties, dingleberrys, sweat and tears that usually appears on a woman's area between the vagina and butthole (it could theoretically appear on a man if he finds a way to splooge on his own gooch or unless he is a "homo","fag","raging flamer", or my favorite, an "anal tool"). Men with Gooch Splooches are often known to enjoy an occasional "Alaskan Pancake".

Shanene:"Girl, i was changin' in the lockerroom and you know how i change next to the ho Precious? Anyway she went into the showers and i dropped my soap and as i glanced up she had a..."

Shafanjae:"Bitch don't tell me she had a Splooch Gooch!"

Shanene:"Girl you don't even know. Now, let's go get some watermelon, but look out for the linchers!"

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Splooch

The sound it makes when you take a wet shit and or shart yourself

As i tried to let out a silent fart, i realized that i splooched myself

Splooch

What happens when a girl hasn't had sex in a while and she finally gets it and cums early

Hey bro my girl splooched all over me last night

Splooching

When a happy dog or cat stretches while crawling with its front feet out stretched in front and dragging its out stretched legs behind.

Look dog is splooching when I come home from work.